SUPER MARIO BROS. 3 WITH LYRICS
Originally released on ScrewAttack May 7, 2009
SUPER MARI-
SUPER MARI-
SUPER MARIO 3!
MARIO IS BACK BUT NOW WITH MANY MORE CLOTHES TO WEAR
THE FROG SUIT, HAMMER BROTHERS SUIT, AND SOME KIND OF MAGIC BEAR
THIS GAME WARPED MY TENDER BRAIN AND NOW I KNOW WHY:
THE SUN COMES DOWN FROM THE SKY, IF YOU TOUCH TURTLES YOU DIE
AND ALSO RACCOONS CAN FLY WHEN “P” IS HIGH
MATT VEE: MY, MY , MY.
THE KOOPA KIDS WERE BRAND NEW
YOU COULD LIVE IN A SHOE
AND THEN EVERYTHING GREW
YEAH, THAT SHIT GOT ME DELIRIOUS
I FIRST SAW THE GAME IN A FILM I WON’T NAME
A MOVIE ON WHICH I BLAME MY EXPECTATIONS OF THE POWER GLOVE
“IT’S SO BAD”, HE WAS SERIOUS!
GRAB YOUR SPARE CONTROLLER, LET’S PLAY MARIO 3!
MATT VEE: AS LONG AS I AM PLAYER 1 WHICH MEANS THAT YOU’RE PLAYER 2.
BRENT: LUIGI…
LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND BEAT THE WHOLE GAME AGAIN!
MATT VEE: I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT EIGHT TO WORK A JOB THAT I HATE, IT’S HARDER STAYING UP LATE WHEN YOU’RE GROWN MEN.
BRENT: LET’S DRINK SOME BEER AND THEN PASS OUT.
MATT VEE: WORD.