SUPER MARIO BROS. 2 ENDING CREDITS WITH LYRICS
Originally released on ScrewAttack March 19, 2009
YOU BEAT THE GAME, YEAH, DUDE YOU WERE SUPREME
BUT I HATE TO INFORM YOU IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM (YES, REALLY)
YOU STAYED UP LATE, YOU PLAYED UNTIL YOUR THUMBS BLED,
BUT IT WAS ALL JUST MADE UP IN HOMEBOY'S HEAD
WAS MEGA MAN 2 ALL A DREAM? (NO.)
A BOY AND HIS BLOB ALL A DREAM? (NO.)
WE WON'T GET BACK ALL THE HOURS WE PLAYED,
NOW WE FEEL EMPTY AND BETRAYED (OUCH MY FEELINGS)
THERE WAS NO PASSWORD, AND NO STAGE SELECT
JUST A COUPLE OF WARPS AND TWO CONTINUES PROTECTED US
WE HAD TO WORK TO MAKE THIS CARTRIDGE OUR BITCH
BUT WE FELL INTO THE CLASSIC BAIT AND SWITCH
MARIO 1 ALL A DREAM? (NO.)
MARIO 3 ALL A DREAM? (NO.)
MARIO 2'S THE BLACK SHEEP OF THE BUNCH.
HOW COULD THAT BE? I HAVE A HUNCH.
MARIO 2, YOU'RE ENJOYABLE, YES
YOU'RE BOTH GRUELING AND FUN, YOU PUT US KIDS TO THE TEST, FOR SURE
BUT THE GAME ENDS ON SUCH A COP-OUTTY NOTE
WHOEVER'S IDEA THAT WAS CAN LICK MY SCROTE
LICKEDY LICK ON MY SCROTE... (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA)
LICKEDY LICK ON MY SCROTE... (KEE KEE KOO KOO KEE KEE KOO)
LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA...
LICKEDY LICK UPON MY SCROTE...
BRENTALFLOSS NOW APPEARING ON SCREWATTACK...
BITCHES.